Even a child can understand that what the man has to say is probably not going to be happy or forgettable. The man in the suit’s “Good evening” is one that he says with a negative connotation, and he sounds tired and saddened as he talks. I’ll truly believe it if we win next week.Ī man in a suit starts off a televised address with a solemn “Good evening.” Not a cheerful hello to his audience or even one that makes one feel happy and confident in oneself. It may be possible that our years of long struggle are over and we are on the rebound. (Steelers finally lose as time expires) Whooooooooo we finally won against the stupid Steelers. (Steelers score TD) BOOOOOO, 31-3 looks better than 31-10. I can’t believe we’re going to win finally muhahahaha! I mean the Steelers still have 6 Super Bowls but… (that may just have been my thought, it’s really late and this author is biased). We’re going to win! We’re going to be 3-2 and the loser Steelers are going to be 3-3 and in last in the division and not us for once. (Browns score another TD in fourth quarter) Oh shit. (Ben Roethlisberger gets sacked) Siddown bitch! I will not forget that the second quarter was our 3 TD quarter, so the 4th could be theirs too. (No points are scored in the third quarter except for a Browns FG) Okay well…that was kinda boring but we’re up 24-3 now and there’s only 15 minutes for them to get 3 TDs. (Start of 3rd quarter) Ok let the Steelers comeback begin… Maybe ebola will sweep over the Browns team all of a sudden and…. Maybe a wormhole will open up and lead me to another dimension where the Browns are actually eternally 0-16. Hell, maybe Hoyer will get injured again. Time to get another beer and get more drunk and watch us find a way to lose. ![]() This does however seem very convincing, especially since it’s halftime, and the cursed Steelers always find some way to beat us. Leads are way too easy to lose in this NFL nowadays. (Browns score yet ANOTHER TD) Okay 21-3 is pretty convincing. Even if we are up 27-3, we could find a way to let them back, but unlike them in Week 1, we would find a way to actually lose the game. I remember the performance the Steelers put on us in Week 1, half 1 and then we almost came back in the second half. ![]() I still don’t buy into this Browns performance entirely. There’s no way we actually win this game. (Browns score TD) Wow, I must say that was a pretty good drive. Let the floodgates open and let the Browns stadium get crapped on once again by the Steelers Why do the Steelers always have to be successful, and why do we always have to suck? Vegas actually has us favored, but my Browns will always find a way to lose. I don’t know why I even bought tickets to this game. That rapist Ben Roethlisberger is 18-1 in his career against us. This is no joke the only happy Browns fan picture I could find on the whole Internet (credit: )
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